“What do you call ten blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.” — Various Blondes Copy Share Image
“Spring Tree of Brattleboro, Vermont does not use it. This is the kind I recommend.” — Various Flower Copy Share Image
“Why if every practising polygamist went home from the Congress there would not be a quorum left to do business.” — Various Business Copy Share Image
“Teacher: Tell me a way to prevent a disease caused by biting insects. Student: Don't get bitten by them!” — Various Biting Copy Share Image
“umbreller in one hand, and an acksminister carpet bag in t'other. He” — Various Carpet Copy Share Image
“Happiness is not a goal…it’s a by-product of a life well lived. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt” — Various Goals Copy Share Image
“My wife said that, for her birthday, she would like to go somewhere where she had not been for a long time.… — Various Kitchen Copy Share Image
“And therefore we abhor and detest all contrary religion and doctrine; but chiefly all kind of Papistry in general and particular heads,… — Various Detest Copy Share Image
“My wife complained the other day that our kitchen clock almost killed her mother. It fell seconds after where she had been… — Various Clock Copy Share Image
“By ORPHEUS C. KERR, Continued in this Number. See 15th Page for Extra Premiums. +--------------------------------------------------------------+” — Various Blog Copy Share Image
“seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A… — Various Bartender Copy Share Image
“No Christian should ever dare to seek relief from the claims of Christ; it is his honour to acknowledge and live and… — Various Christian Copy Share Image
“Wife: "Wake up, honey. Some thieves have broken into our house. I think they're eating the food I made last night." Husband:… — Various Husband Copy Share Image
“Pope, who took breakfast with me, His Holiness said he had accepted JAMES GORDON BENNETT'S invitation to come to Washington Heights” — Various Holiness Said Copy Share Image
“That we shall sincerely, really, and constantly, through the grace of GOD, endeavour, in our several places and callings, the preservation of… — Various Discipline Copy Share Image
“Wherever the idea of guilt, the fear of sin prevails, the mind becomes traitor to the body: "I know him not and… — Various Faith Copy Share Image
“Charles I. knew that Presbyterianism is the friend of civil freedom, and that Prelacy in the Church will more readily consent to… — Various Freedom Copy Share Image
“where antichrist is, there is tyrannical government, imposing laws upon the consciences of God's people; where antichrist is, there is idolatry, superstition… — Various Antichrist Copy Share Image
“It was the funeral of a woman who had henpecked her husband, driven her kids half nuts, scrapped with the neighbors at… — Various Cat and dog Copy Share Image
“When you grow weary of waiting for Christ’s return, remember that God is willing to wait because he is so merciful. Peter… — Various God Copy Share Image
“education of children is not synonymous with herdlike drilling and training. If education should really mean anything at all, it must insist… — Various Children Copy Share Image
“interfere with others of less importance, and therefore Mr. P. will not deny that, after having exhibited to his friends and the… — Various Betting Copy Share Image
“other a Chihuahua. Passing a bar, the lab walker says, "Let's get a beer.” — Various Chihuahua Copy Share Image
“card, and asked if "WASH." was in. He eyed me strangely. (Most people when they first” — Various Asked Copy Share Image
“to her and punches her in the face. When she falls to the ground, he starts screaming, "You're not so tough” — Various Punches Copy Share Image
“Coquette, La Plenitude, Le Bouquet, La Sirene, L'Imperatrice etc., At prices varying from” — Various Imperatrice Prices Copy Share Image
“DUBLIN, Oct. 16.—The Irish Republic was to-day proclaimed at Cork, with GEORGE” — Various Ireland Copy Share Image
