Quote by Various Download Open image ““years," said one guy. "What happened?" asked the other guy.”” — Various ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Well, I had the other problem," I told him. "I had the heart of the relationship, and no body to grow it in." "What… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“And he was not old enough to talk and say nothing at the same time.” — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
“Did you ever do something and right after, you think, “Did that really happen?” Or you can’t even remember what happened? Hmmmmmmmm.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“And since when had I become the guy that things happened to ten years ago?” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“What just happened?” asked Jeff. “Sloane just yelled at the story until it went away,” I said blankly.” — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
“How old are you, really?” I asked. “Eleven.” I thought for a bit. Then I asked, “How long have you been eleven for?” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
How old are you?” “Seventeen,” he answered promptly. “And how long have you been seventeen?” His lips twitched as he stared at the road.… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
“I’m an old man now and have had a great many problems. Most of them never happened.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“What are this blind dates?' he asked curiously . 'An old American institution of mismating.” — Rona Jaffe Copy Share Image
“TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between” — Various Copy Share Image
“Must the Earth forever be arranged like an ocean steamer, with large, luxurious rooms and luxurious food for a select few, and underneath in… — Various Copy Share Image
“God is worming out His and our adversaries, which He will do by little and little, till they be consumed. The covenant is seasonable.” — Various Copy Share Image
“it is no less since this same Confession of Faith was first subscribed and sworn to. And it has been still in use yearly… — Various Copy Share Image
“sees the Sights, under Perplexing Difficulties. The native borned Gothamite mite have notissed, a short time since, a venerable lookin' ex-Statesman,” — Various Copy Share Image
“What do you call a hundred blondes stacked on top of each other? An air mattress.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Thou wouldst never have chosen Him, if that loving and gracious God had not chosen thee.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Behold, and be awakened; behold, and be excited; behold, and be comforted; behold, and admire; behold, and wonder, that the King of heaven's Son… — Various Copy Share Image
“seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A baseball walks… — Various Copy Share Image
“I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I presume you… — Various Copy Share Image
Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar. Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no… — Various Copy Share Image
