Long time Quote by Various

“If somebody tells me and my wife to get a room, I always ask, How about the kitchen?”

— Jarod Kintz

So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I…

— Anonymous

“Oh, God, yes! You’d hate sharing a kitchen with me. I’m such a slut,’ she said, almost proudly.”

— Barbara Pym

“What about the rest of kitchen?”

— Meredith Potts

“My bedroom is a bit small for my taste. For my taste, I prefer the kitchen.”

— Jarod Kintz

“...The more modest and impractical the kitchen, the more likely one will be invited to stay for a meal. Show me a fancy house…

— Firoozeh Dumas

“A gourmet kitchen for the woman who never cooked. Typical Xander.”

— Amanda Bonilla

“Oh. That. Look, that was a time long time ago. That’s not going to happen this time. I’m clean. I just want to have…

— Maggie Stiefvater

“down the hallway. “Come back to your room; I got you some new clothes, and breakfast, too!” My stomach gurgled at the mention of…

— Melissa Giorgio

“Do you mind if I use your bathroom? I haven’t made dinner yet.”

— Jarod Kintz

“She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.”

— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“I am a good housekeeper. You can eat off my kitchen floor. Just scoop all the crumbs together and you've got quite a meal.”

— Janene Murphy