Oh god Quote by Barbara Pym

“My wife said that, for her birthday, she would like to go somewhere where she had not been for a long time. "What about…

— Various

“If somebody tells me and my wife to get a room, I always ask, How about the kitchen?”

— Jarod Kintz

“What about the rest of kitchen?”

— Meredith Potts

“Oh. That. Look, that was a time long time ago. That’s not going to happen this time. I’m clean. I just want to have…

— Maggie Stiefvater

“Actually, I wish you were a chef. Then I'd get something out of this relationship.”

— Wesley Chu

“She had practically taken ownership of his kitchen and arguing with her over it only left him with a raging headache. She could cook,…

— Bethany-Kris

“against the kitchen counter. “Oh, Sister,” I said, “you have no idea.”

— Rebecca St. James

“Do you mind if I use your bathroom? I haven’t made dinner yet.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Just because I have food, it doesn't mean I'm going to share it with you.”

— Helen

“...The more modest and impractical the kitchen, the more likely one will be invited to stay for a meal. Show me a fancy house…

— Firoozeh Dumas

“There’s just something so erotic about a bit of kitchen sex.” I”

— Jaimie Roberts

“The most important thing in a kitchen isn't how delectable the food is but how happy you are while you're there.”

— Kyung Ran Jo