Slut Quote by Barbara Pym

“When she offered me a spot of tea, I said, “No thanks, I’ve already got a spot of tea on my shirt.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Oh my dear fellow...should you not be askind, 'Would the tea like the cup?”

— Oscar Wilde

“Oh, horseshit! I-I mean, darn!” She corrects herself quickly. Why don’t you come in and have some tea. Do you like tea? Or are…

— Sara Wolf

“Good. Drink your tea," he ordered. "It will make you feel better." Nothing will make me feel better, she thought, but she drank it…

— Connie Willis

“Before dinner I had tea with Mrs. Visser. Her conversation is even more tepid than her tea.”

— Hendrik Groen

“Pouring tea was just what she needed right now. Such a civilizing force, tea. She would nip sugar with little silver tongs. Stir milk…

— Tessa Dare

“She told me that she did not like the idea of your being in that house all by yourself, and that she thought you…

— Bram Stoker

“What on earth did I ask him to tea for!” he said to himself, as he went to the pantry.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass?”

— Julie Kagawa

“I am a tea, he thought. I am some kind of tea. And I have wishes.”

— Patrick Somerville

“I have called for tea. There is no situation that is not made better with tea.”

— Rose Servitova

“This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle…

— Simon Dunn