Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““When she offered me a spot of tea, I said, “No thanks, I’ve already got a spot of tea on my shirt.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
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“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
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