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“I know I'm just an accessory to him, but what he doesn't realize is he's just a handbag to me, too.” — Leah Rae Miller Copy Share Image
“why did he have look like he just stepped off of an abercrombie bag?” — Rebecca Donovan Copy Share Image
“This, Sebastian is no mere purse. And, you shouldn't call a handbag a purse…a bag, on the other hand, is meant to be seen.” — Candace Bushnell Copy Share Image
“I grabbed my purse, which was conveniently place by the front door. Gabriel was such a considerate abductor/host. He even left the front door… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“A man who can set out in a cab for a fancy-dress ball and not get there is manifestly a poop of no common… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“pooped all over the carpet, eaten the slippers, and attacked the mailman, and was now being sent to obedience school.” — Jack Gantos Copy Share Image
“I grab my bag and open the door, trying to ignore him. But ignoring Gray Porter is like ignoring an elephant in a tutu.… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
“I'd hoped to find some sort of weapons stash under the bed or something, but all I find are a pair of Armani slippers.… — Callie Hart Copy Share Image
“The superhero, his underwear bagging at the seat and knees, is just a country boy at heart, tutored to perceive all human action as… — Robert Coover Copy Share Image
“Every time I thought the bag must be empty, he brought yet another item out. It was like he'd hijacked Mary Poppins's luggage on… — Abigail Barnette Copy Share Image
“Well, sometimes Reginald tries to ride Waya, and his pipe sticks out when he does it.” In the doorway behind him Rebecca made a… — Suzanne Enoch Copy Share Image
“TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between” — Various Copy Share Image
“Must the Earth forever be arranged like an ocean steamer, with large, luxurious rooms and luxurious food for a select few, and underneath in… — Various Copy Share Image
“God is worming out His and our adversaries, which He will do by little and little, till they be consumed. The covenant is seasonable.” — Various Copy Share Image
“it is no less since this same Confession of Faith was first subscribed and sworn to. And it has been still in use yearly… — Various Copy Share Image
“sees the Sights, under Perplexing Difficulties. The native borned Gothamite mite have notissed, a short time since, a venerable lookin' ex-Statesman,” — Various Copy Share Image
“What do you call a hundred blondes stacked on top of each other? An air mattress.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Thou wouldst never have chosen Him, if that loving and gracious God had not chosen thee.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Behold, and be awakened; behold, and be excited; behold, and be comforted; behold, and admire; behold, and wonder, that the King of heaven's Son… — Various Copy Share Image
“seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A baseball walks… — Various Copy Share Image
“I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I presume you have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think that logically speaking, you have a house." "Yes, I do have a house."… — Various Copy Share
Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar. Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn. -Friday — Various Copy Share
