Quote by Various Download Open image ““other a Chihuahua. Passing a bar, the lab walker says, "Let's get a beer.”” — Various ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“black lab and the other a Chihuahua. Passing a bar, the lab walker says, "Let's get a beer." The other guy retorts, "We can't… — Various Copy Share Image
“Two guys are walking their dogs, one of which is a black lab and the other a Chihuahua. Passing a bar, the lab walker… — Various Copy Share Image
“in there," and the first guy says, "Watch." In he goes and orders a beer. "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in here," says… — Various Copy Share Image
“Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer. Just don't get any ideas.” — Various Copy Share Image
“A man who has grown up in an orphanage cannot take a dog to the pound. Even if it is a Chihuahua.” — Karin Slaughter Copy Share Image
“Beer might help with that,” Quentin said. He felt punchy. “This could be the next clue. If it’s a talking beer, I mean a… — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
“The unicorn : I'm not a chihuahua, you know. Abby : You hump my leg like one.” — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
“I admit to being unsure about him to start with, and took steps to keep the wolf from the door when some of his… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
“himself, he hiked through the pines toward the rear deck of the Beer Goggles Bar and Grill. It seemed early to see Jerry Blackman’s… — Jeff Carson Copy Share Image
What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if its a pit bull, you… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
“TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between” — Various Copy Share Image
“Must the Earth forever be arranged like an ocean steamer, with large, luxurious rooms and luxurious food for a select few, and underneath in… — Various Copy Share Image
“God is worming out His and our adversaries, which He will do by little and little, till they be consumed. The covenant is seasonable.” — Various Copy Share Image
“it is no less since this same Confession of Faith was first subscribed and sworn to. And it has been still in use yearly… — Various Copy Share Image
“sees the Sights, under Perplexing Difficulties. The native borned Gothamite mite have notissed, a short time since, a venerable lookin' ex-Statesman,” — Various Copy Share Image
“What do you call a hundred blondes stacked on top of each other? An air mattress.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Thou wouldst never have chosen Him, if that loving and gracious God had not chosen thee.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Behold, and be awakened; behold, and be excited; behold, and be comforted; behold, and admire; behold, and wonder, that the King of heaven's Son… — Various Copy Share Image
“seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A baseball walks… — Various Copy Share Image
“I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I presume you… — Various Copy Share Image
Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar. Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no… — Various Copy Share Image
