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Wedding dresses are white so the dishwasher will match the oven and the fridge.

— Nikhil Saluja

“His kitchen was all white with accents of royal blue. He’d told me the colors “went with his eyes,” which I found over the…

— Megan Erickson

Attending a wedding for the first a young girl whispered to her mom...Why is the bride wearing a white dress? The mom explained White…

— Mike Peters

“Let to your own devices, you'd show up for the wedding in overalls," he said. "But they'd be white ones.”

— April Lindner

“Great, I’m going to be white trash at my own wedding.”

— Monica Alexander

“He took down the curtains that hung in front of the blinds and washed them in the old washing machine. In his mind they…

— Elizabeth Strout

“his typical white apron emblazoned with the words, “When all else fails…everyone is gagging…and the stove is on fire…I read the recipe.”

— Laury Falter

“I should not have stooped to her level but the opportunity was irresistible. 'Did you buy a new gown or will you be wearing…

— Bonnie J. Cardone

“Oh, I’m not objecting, I’d let a confused dishwasher marry us.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“The mother of the groom has three duties: show up, shut up, and wear beige. So why is Abby kissing the bride's older brother?”

— Melissa Klein

White. Like a clean piece of paper, like uncarved ivory, all is white when the story begins.

— Daniel Mason

“You never wore that blue gown for a lover?' 'Absolutely not!' She felt a little indignant at the very idea. 'You think I have…

— Eloisa James