Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I’d make a good groom, if my last name were McBride.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“The bride will keep her name and, after considerable negotiation, the groom will, too.” — Meg Waite Clayton Copy Share Image
“Never my favorite part of the night, the bride and groom smearing cake on each other's face.I'm with Frankie; it can't be an auspicious… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“He's lighting up my life and I don't even know his name. He's already perfect.” — Poppet Copy Share Image
“Collin! What a gorgeous name. Then again his name could have been Cracker Jack and I would have thought it was just as wonderful.” — Nicole Gulla Copy Share Image
“I’m quite a hand on names. Let me think on it.” “Something impressive for a boy, Ma.” Amy pursed her lips. “You know--like Mighty… — Catherine Anderson Copy Share Image
“When I married Mr. Right, I didn’t realize his first name was ALWAYS.” — Jill Kargman Copy Share Image
“I will tell him that I've always thought he was a monster. And that I want to be his bride” — Yangzee Choo Copy Share Image
“It’s not my name. It’s Lola Sinclair’s name. And right underneath, beside Groom . . . . “Peyton Manning?” I say, looking up at Nate in bewilderment.… — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“With a last name like Elov, you’d probably have a mixed up love life.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
