Humor Quote by Sharyn McCrumb Download Open image ““Is the groom going to go where no man has gone before?”” — Sharyn McCrumb ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Star trek
“There's nothing more useless in the world than a groom just before the wedding.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I expect she'll walk down the aisle to her groom with a book in her pocket.” — Laurie Alice Eakes Copy Share Image
“Ash swept his gaze over the room. “Well, we have a vicar, guests, and a bride. It seems all we’re lacking is a groom.”… — Teresa Medeiros Copy Share Image
“The bride will keep her name and, after considerable negotiation, the groom will, too.” — Meg Waite Clayton Copy Share Image
“Do you know, my dear Sir, the position of a man who has nowhere to go, and yet has to go somewhere?” — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
“The best part of the ceremony was after Shy kissed his bride, and when we were done, he didn't let go. So I stood… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“...that is how marriages take place. If you left it up to men, they would never get there. Nobody would be married. You have… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
“A man's perishing here, a man's vanishing from his own sight here, and can't control himself--what sort of wedding can there be!” — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
“Leave, or I will call ze police.” “Will they use handcuffs?” she asked. “I love a little bondage. But my future mate might not… — Eve Langlais Copy Share Image
“Is it bad luck for the bride to punch the groom before the wedding that's never going to happen?” — Joe Pokaski Copy Share Image
“He took a step closer. “Think about it this way, Sidney. You have to walk down the aisle next to me at this wedding.… — Julie James Copy Share Image
“He could hardly believe that after the dozens of weddings he'd performed in this church, the bride was finally walking down the aisle to… — Gabrielle Meyer Copy Share Image
“Seasons didn't come behind the nicotine-stained walls of Mountain City's prison, so Harm always imagined it spring--the locust trees clustered with shaggy white blooms,… — Sharyn McCrumb Copy Share Image
SHADOW KNIGHT'S MATE is a compelling story, extremely well-written and alarmingly plausible. Jay Brandon does for politics what Dan Brown did for religion. — Sharyn McCrumb Copy Share Image
Cities are judged by their richest inhabitants and rural areas are judged — Sharyn McCrumb Copy Share Image
“The people who live happily ever after - they don't appear in the history books. They just fade away. I reckon that's what happiness… — Sharyn McCrumb Copy Share Image
I wonder which is worse-the death, not knowing what comes after, or the wedding, when you think you know, but you're wrong. — Sharyn McCrumb Copy Share Image
Machines seem to sense that I am afraid of them. It makes them hostile. — Sharyn McCrumb Copy Share Image
“Oh, son, hardly anybody wants to leave. These mountains are more than just a place for folks around here.” — Sharyn McCrumb Copy Share Image
“There is a time in late September when the leaves are still green, and the days are still warm, but somehow you know that… — Sharyn McCrumb Copy Share Image
“Being a professional writer is a lot like being a hooker. You'd better find out if you're any good at it before you start… — Sharyn McCrumb Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
