Humor Quote by Meg Waite Clayton

“ Bride , n. - A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.”

— Ambrose Bierce

“We will marry each other.”

— Diana Gabaldon

Motto for the bride and groom: We are a work in progress with a lifetime contract

— Superman

“Mothers! They promise you they'll never get married again, and next thing you know you're a bridesmaid.”

— Mindy Schanback

“I expect she'll walk down the aisle to her groom with a book in her pocket.”

— Laurie Alice Eakes

“the vast edifice of expectation and commitment that a marriage would pile on her.”

— Marius Gabriel

“We are to save ourselves for the Bridegroom, as a bride saves herself for her husband.”

— James M. Hamilton Jr

“the wedding should be between him, his bride, and God.”

— Philippa Gregory

“Rather than envy, anticipation, or joy, what I feel when I look at the bride is a shortness of breath. I hear the echo…

— Nicole Hardy

“So much for vows. Words are wind,”

— George R.R. Martin

“I realized that marriage is not only about exchanging vows, but it is about two people who equally make a continuous effort to honour…

— Gift Gugu Mona

“Through the act of getting married, one has taken on the task of mutual confrontation until death.”

— Adolf Guggenbhuhl-Craig