Church Quote by Conan O'Brien
“By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband and husband. You can kiss the groom.”
About This Quote
A humorous twist on traditional wedding vows, highlighting same‑sex marriage and the role of officiants.
In simple terms: A funny take on marriage vows and officiants.
Key Takeaway
Celebrate love regardless of gender.
Themes
equality
humor
marriage
rights
celebration
Mood
playful
affirming
Type
satirical
celebratory
When to use this quote
- wedding ceremonies
- public speaking
- media events
Key Concepts
LGBTQ+ rights
social satire
rituals
Questions to Reflect On
- How does humor affect perception of marriage equality?
- What responsibilities do officiants have?
A Different Perspective
May overlook deeper cultural or religious sensitivities.
![“T]he church is not a place. It's not a building. It's not a preaching point. It's not a spiritual service provider. It's a people - the new covenant, blood-bought people of God. That's why Paul said, 'Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her' (Eph. 5:25). He didn't give himself up for a…” quote by Mark Dever](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/7a4/mark-dever-3175_blood_t-he-church-is-not-a-place-it-s-not-a-bu_3297.jpg)
