Quote by Various Download Open image ““What will it be, stranger?" "Anything but a Canadian Club" replies the seal.”” — Various ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“baby seal walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What will it be, stranger?" "Anything but a Canadian Club" replies the seal.” — Various Copy Share Image
“The cabbie's eyes sort of glazed over. Canada kills any conversation quick, I learned long ago. It's a little trick of mine.” — Esi Edugyan Copy Share Image
“The attendant walked closer. "Where'd you come from, soldier?" Tree tried to think of a recent war and coudn't, so he said, "Canada." The… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
“Life is stranger than any of us expected, There is a somber, imponderable fate. Enigma rules, and the heart has no certainty.” — Richard Eberhart Copy Share Image
“If your not brave enough to talk to a stranger how do you think they will become anything more then a stranger.” — Eden Griffith Copy Share Image
“Ours is the fellowship of strangers who know a secret that we cannot express.” — Claire North Copy Share Image
“What am I going to do there? I’m an American. I’m a Jew. I’m eighty-two. I’m a retired widower. A Marine. A watch repairman.… — Derek B. Miller Copy Share Image
“So, what’s it gonna be, boys? We’ve got a new bartender to audition.” Cheers go up all around me. Olivia’s got a fan base… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
“It is true I am a complete stranger to these people, but they are not strangers to me.” — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
“I knew that nothing stranger had ever happened, that nothing stranger could ever happen.” — Elizabeth Bishop Copy Share Image
“TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between” — Various Copy Share Image
“Must the Earth forever be arranged like an ocean steamer, with large, luxurious rooms and luxurious food for a select few, and underneath in… — Various Copy Share Image
“God is worming out His and our adversaries, which He will do by little and little, till they be consumed. The covenant is seasonable.” — Various Copy Share Image
“it is no less since this same Confession of Faith was first subscribed and sworn to. And it has been still in use yearly… — Various Copy Share Image
“sees the Sights, under Perplexing Difficulties. The native borned Gothamite mite have notissed, a short time since, a venerable lookin' ex-Statesman,” — Various Copy Share Image
“What do you call a hundred blondes stacked on top of each other? An air mattress.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Thou wouldst never have chosen Him, if that loving and gracious God had not chosen thee.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Behold, and be awakened; behold, and be excited; behold, and be comforted; behold, and admire; behold, and wonder, that the King of heaven's Son… — Various Copy Share Image
“seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A baseball walks… — Various Copy Share Image
“I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I presume you have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think that logically speaking, you have a house." "Yes, I do have a house."… — Various Copy Share
Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar. Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn. -Friday — Various Copy Share
