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“My wife has never really thought much of me. Just the other night she turned to me and said, "George, do you know that you are depriving a small village, somewhere out there, of an idiot?" ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦” quote by Various — Download Open image

““My wife has never really thought much of me. Just the other night she turned to me and said, "George, do you know that you are depriving a small village, somewhere out there, of an idiot?" ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦””

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