Comedy Quote by Various

I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's…

— Friday

“I reckon you could go ahead and shoot that dog and git you another one with regular anal sacs and wouldn’t nobody be the…

— John Green

Potty mouth, oochie wally, bang, bang then I'm out. Once upon a fucking time, had your bitch up in my house.

— Tyga

I picked 'It's Not Unusual,' and then I did the little hop that Tom Jones does and moved my hips. Tim loved it. He…

— Deep Roy

“You know what happens when you keep a dog locked away from every living thing, except you visit once a day and kick the…

— Peter Watts

I don't keep up with the Joneses, I am the Joneses.

— NeNe Leakes

“At a rear window I hear the heart-rendering cries of my captive kind, plus a lot of yammering from the idiotic dogs, who will…

— Carole Nelson Douglas

Bang! Bang! Bang! Sorry Mr. Yipes, sir, she won't budge!' Put your back into it, man, give it all you've got!' Bang! Bang! Bang!

— Patrick Carman

“I sprayed my dog with off and he still sits in my favorite chair!!”

— Neil Leckman

What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you…

— Robert Schimmel

“Then, out of nowhere—a barking dog, a huge blur of black fur, leaps for me. I jerk”

— Lauren Oliver

“I would never punch a dog in the dick,”

— Mindy McGinnis