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“But you can't teach writing, people tell me. And I say, 'Who the hell are you, God's dean of admissions?” — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“Oh my god! It's you! You're here! Are you enrolling? I'm like the unofficial school tour guide. I'd be happy to give you lots… — Louise Nicks Copy Share Image
I came home from school one day, and there was a phone call for me. And I picked up the phone. They said, 'This… — Ben Bernanke Copy Share Image
I was trying to be appreciative for the education I had, for the sacrifices my parents made. I was very interested in perfect attendance,… — Kimberly Guilfoyle Copy Share Image
“Don't Dare take your college as a matter of course- because like freedom and democracy, many people you'll never know anything about have broken… — Alice Duer Miller BC 1889 Copy Share Image
I was a pretty unsavvy applicant, and I am grateful that the dean of admissions at Princeton chose to take a chance on a… — Asha Rangappa Copy Share Image
“Instead, the dean had said, “Take a look at the person sitting to your left and to your right. Chances are that person will… — Gina Kolata Copy Share Image
The ideal college is Mark Hopkins on one end of a log and a student on the other. — James A. Garfield Copy Share Image
“TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between” — Various Copy Share Image
“Must the Earth forever be arranged like an ocean steamer, with large, luxurious rooms and luxurious food for a select few, and underneath in… — Various Copy Share Image
“God is worming out His and our adversaries, which He will do by little and little, till they be consumed. The covenant is seasonable.” — Various Copy Share Image
“it is no less since this same Confession of Faith was first subscribed and sworn to. And it has been still in use yearly… — Various Copy Share Image
“sees the Sights, under Perplexing Difficulties. The native borned Gothamite mite have notissed, a short time since, a venerable lookin' ex-Statesman,” — Various Copy Share Image
“What do you call a hundred blondes stacked on top of each other? An air mattress.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Thou wouldst never have chosen Him, if that loving and gracious God had not chosen thee.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Behold, and be awakened; behold, and be excited; behold, and be comforted; behold, and admire; behold, and wonder, that the King of heaven's Son… — Various Copy Share Image
“seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A baseball walks… — Various Copy Share Image
“I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I presume you… — Various Copy Share Image
Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar. Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no… — Various Copy Share Image
