Bathroom Quote by Jeff Kinney

I had to pretend to drown. I was underwater, which is scary, and I'm not afraid of water, but people do die underwater.

— Maria Thayer

When I was little, I fell in the toilet and somebody had to come get me out. I was really embarrassed because I was…

— Nick Cannon

I'd go to swim practice, put my face in the water, and I didn't have to talk to anybody. Swimming was like my escape,…

— Amanda Beard

I used to hate swimming at school so much that I would always sneak downstairs in the middle of the night and take my…

— Charli XCX

For years I would sit on the side when my friends swam in the water. There is no feeling worse than that, to be…

— Netta Barzilai

“The best way to hide a body is to convert it to saltwater and then dump it in the ocean. But whatever you do,…

— Jarod Kintz

There were a lot of times I'd hide in my locker and jump out and surprise people. Whenever friends would come by, I'd open…

— Verne Troyer

Going under the water and staying under the water for periods of time gives me claustrophobia.

— Anna Gunn

I can fall asleep in the shower without drowning.

— Thundercat

I am thinking particularly of a shower I took where the lower half of my body was under the running water and the upper…

— Lena Dunham

I'd just stepped out of the kiddie pool and into the deep end, with no floaties. And drowning was not an option.

— Rachel Vincent

I spill water on myself all the time at nice restaurants. I've run into poles and knocked myself out.

— Kristin Kreuk