Bathroom Quote by Joe Buck

I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather. The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they…

— Steven Wright

They used to call me 'Touchdown T.' I remember in high school, we had homecoming, and I got in front of the pep rally,…

— Mr. T

I feel like I just returned a 100-yard kickoff in the last two minutes of the Super Bowl to win it all, only to…

— Kobe Bryant

Once, I started cheering for the wrong team. I was hot, and I heard 'Touchdown!' and I started doing high kicks, and I looked…

— Sarah Shahi

As young black boys in Alief, Texas, my friends and I often spent afternoons imagining ourselves scoring the game-winning touchdown at the end of…

— Martellus Bennett

I think one game we played the Oakland Raiders and Jack Tatum and I had an accident on the one-yard line. The only thing…

— Earl Campbell

In the first game I ever played in high school, I had a pick-six for a touchdown. That was a fun memory.

— Kane Brown

Obviously, I called the plays on offense, being the quarterback in high school and then going to college and then listening to the terminology…

— Leighton Vander Esch

My first goal was to play in the NFL.

— Frank Gore

This is like being in the super bowl. It's first down, you're on the one yard line, You either make a touchdown or you're…

— Joe Teti

I scored a touchdown on the first reception I made in the NFL and spiked the ball. The instant I did, I felt horrible…

— Ozzie Newsome

I was on the field praising quarterback Dan Fouts during a ceremony to retire his number. Boos began shaking the stadium. It was a…

— Alex Spanos