You just wanna say, 'Hey, Little Johnny, don't do that,' but it's my Uncle Si! -Jase — Duck Dynasty Uncle Si Copy Share Image
I think our culture needs more grandpas ridin along with grandson and girlfriend. -Phil — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
It was like a gumball machine, except instead of gum it was goat pellets. -Miss Kay — Duck Dynasty Computers Copy Share Image
And don't come back no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, Jack. -Si — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
Is this turning into a near death experience...possibly. Does this add to the adventure...absolutley! -Jase — Duck Dynasty Adventure Copy Share Image
He's like a snake in the grass. Hey, if you chop it's head off, it'll still bite ya! -Si — Duck Dynasty Snake In The Grass Copy Share Image
Hey, I know I broke the sword, but hey, Jase put it in my back. Good-ness. -Si — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
You can turn water into wine if your name is Jesus, last I checked, your name was willie. - Jase — Duck Dynasty Water Copy Share Image
This is gonna set 'em straight or I'm gonna get the wooden spoon. -Miss Kay — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
Work hard. Nap hard. Hey, that's what I always say, Jack. -Si — Duck Dynasty Work hard Copy Share Image
City folk think these beavers are cute and cuddly animals, but they are destructors. -Phil — Duck Dynasty Animals Copy Share Image
This is like an ongoing investigation into a crime that has not yet been committed. -Jase — Duck Dynasty Research Copy Share Image
Trying to make wine with no grapes, do you believe in miracles? -Jas — Duck Dynasty Believe in miracles Copy Share Image
I need to take a leak but there ain't no cracks in this building. -Phil — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
Them boys will steal your radio and the music will still be playing! -Si — Duck Dynasty Music Copy Share Image
