Trying to make wine with no grapes, do you believe in miracles? -Jas — Duck Dynasty Believe in miracles Copy Share Image
I need to take a leak but there ain't no cracks in this building. -Phil — Duck Dynasty Leak Copy Share Image
Work hard. Nap hard. Hey, that's what I always say, Jack. -Si — Duck Dynasty Work hard Copy Share Image
This is gonna set 'em straight or I'm gonna get the wooden spoon. -Miss Kay — Duck Dynasty Spoon Copy Share Image
Them boys will steal your radio and the music will still be playing! -Si — Duck Dynasty Music Copy Share Image
This is like an ongoing investigation into a crime that has not yet been committed. -Jase — Duck Dynasty Investigation Copy Share Image
City folk think these beavers are cute and cuddly animals, but they are destructors. -Phil — Duck Dynasty Animal Copy Share Image
You can turn water into wine if your name is Jesus, last I checked, your name was willie. - Jase — Duck Dynasty Jesus Copy Share Image
