Quote by Jarod Kintz

“My grandma came over yesterday, and I had just jumped out of the shower, so I answered the door in my towel. I know…

— Jarod Kintz

“I wanted to make love in the rain, but owing to unfavorable (or, rather favorable) weather conditions, I took to the shower as a…

— Jarod Kintz

“Next, I went in the shower to lather every inch of my body and stayed for so long inside, I walked away with soggy…

— Karl Kristian Flores

“I'm going to take a shower, I want you naked and in bed when I get back.”

— Maya Banks

“I adore a little summer shower, said I, with a deep, appreciative intake of the damp, salty air. It makes the world smell fresh…

— Syrie James

“It is universally understood that, as if it were nothing more substantial than vapor floating in the sky, every emotion of a woman is…

— Joseph Conrad

“Do not, I beg of you, dampen today's sun with the showers of tomorrow.”

— L. Frank Baum

“You take a shower, your head is up, far away from everything, lost in the clouds, but down in the tub, man, you know…

— Toby Barlow

“After I go to the bathroom, I leave my hands wet as proof I washed them.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I want to make a splash in the world, and I want to make one with my dry wit. My dry wit is wetter…

— Jarod Kintz

“Every one who has taken a shower has had an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does…

— Nolan Bushnell

“I went to Bath and Body Works this morning, because I really needed a shower. Hygiene is important to society, I have discovered.”

— Jarod Kintz