Grandma Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I'm taking a quick shower. I'm gross. I need to be clean." "You shouldn't be doing that." The door handle jingled. It wasn't locked.…

— Jennifer Armentrout

“Jill!” I called to her through our connecting bathroom as I pulled on some jeans. “You realize I’ve been more than twenty-four hours without…

— J.M. Richards

“After a shower, I like to let gravity and evaporation dry me off as I stretch out naked in the sun on my neighbor’s…

— Jarod Kintz

“Oh God, he thought. “I’m sorry, I thought I heard you say to come in.” “I did.” “But you’re only wearing a towel.” “What…

— J.L. Sheppard

“Nine o’clock came and I was allowed to go upstairs and take a shower. I had a half an hour before bed. I got…

— Damien Black

“I'm going to take a shower, I want you naked and in bed when I get back.”

— Maya Banks

“I felt bad about dirtying their comforter with my nasty clothes, but who knew what might happen later. If something else bizarre went down…

— Mike Mullin

“I was creeped out, though and dragged a chair into the bathroom and wedged it against the door so no one could come in…

— Mary Calmes

“After I go to the bathroom, I leave my hands wet as proof I washed them.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I look to the heavens for an answer, and do you know what I get?A raindrop in the eye.But the real treat is waiting…

— Nicole Christie

“I went to Bath and Body Works this morning, because I really needed a shower. Hygiene is important to society, I have discovered.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I didn't want to, even in my imagination, even for a second, to conflate this sophisticated woman with my mother, a woman so frugal…

— Lorrie Moore