“There is something immoral about abandoning your common sense in matters of social importance.” — A.E. Samaan Copy Share Image
“SMART My dad gave me one dollar bill 'Cause I'm his smartest son, And I swapped it for two shiny quarters 'Cause… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
“You should always wear rubber gloves, if you're jump starting a car, while taking a shower.” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
