Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I need a Caution: Slippery When Wet sign, because I just spilled my ego all over the floor. ”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“After I go to the bathroom, I leave my hands wet as proof I washed them.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There comes a time when you swim or sink so I jumped in the drink 'cause I couldn't make myself clear. Maybe I wrote… — Aimee Mann Copy Share Image
“The dumbest thing one could ever do is to hold on to something that is slippery” — Angel Phetheni Copy Share Image
“Your ego is gushing all over me and getting my favorite shoes dirty.” — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
“You can't go splashing through puddles of happy without getting some of it on you.” — Becca Wilhite Copy Share Image
“I sprinted down the alley, not fast enough to avoid the cold water rolling down my back, with a childlike shriek. I caught his… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
“I felt the water rising enough to touch my Vans. She was worth ruing a pair of shoes over.” — Nyrae Dawn Copy Share Image
“No fear; I like a good grip; I like to feel something in this slippery world that can hold, man.” — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
“A line of perspiration slipped down my spine like a waterslide at an unamusement park.” — Michelle Rowen Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image