Christmas tree Quote by Jean Webster

“Thank you adult mittens, for allowing me to give people the finger without them knowing it.”

— Jimmy Fallon

I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a…

— Ellen DeGeneres

“By a simple show of hands, who here is wearing gloves?”

— Jarod Kintz

“Dipping my sticky glove into the bowl, I grabbed a handful of fingers. That’s five, if you’re counting.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I really hate latex gloves. It's like when you pump gas and get some on your hands, and you smell those chemical fumes all…

— Leslie Langtry

“I always wear gloves, so at any moment I could commit a crime and not be worried about fingerprints. Plus, it saves on buying…

— Jarod Kintz

“The glove compartment of my car is empty, but one of these days, I’m going to fill it with an assortment of gloves—everything from…

— Jarod Kintz

“I looked down at my hands. They were folded neatly together on the table like they belonged to someone else, as if someone had…

— R.J. Ellory

“Love's language is imprecise, fits more like mittens than gloves.”

— Jeannine Atkins

“I’m acquiring handshakes left and right. I collect introductions, and the best place to procure them is at chamber of commerce networking events. When…

— Jarod Kintz

“Pull on the new flesh like borrowed gloves and burn your fingers once again.”

— Richard K. Morgan

“I want to do something so hard so easily, and I want to do it with no hands. Only gloves. Love will fill the…

— Jarod Kintz