Crazy Quote by Eoin Colfer

“Oh, I'm crazy all right. I do have plenty of psychoses. Multiple personality, delusional dementia, OCD. I've got them all, but most of all, I'm crazy about you.”

Eoin Colfer

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Crazy Delusional Dementia Multiple Multiple personalities Multiple personality Ocd Personality Plenty Psychosis

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