“If I were a candy bar I’d want to be a snicker, because then I’d have the last laugh!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
We went from candy bars, to handle bars, to hangin' in bars, to being behind bars — MF Grimm Copy Share Image
“My first and last name is like a candy bar in your mouth that you can chew on as you say it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' candy bars by accident. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
“By the way, could we all agree on the cash value of a tooth? I remember finding a shiny quarter under my… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
America is becoming a drug infested nation. Drugs are becoming cheaper than candy bars. We are not going to let it happen… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
“Carrie and I walked to the store. My mom left us two dollars each. It was enough to get a soda, candy… — H.T. Night Copy Share Image
Truth be told, I hate cake, and whenever I do get married we won't have a cake, either. I'd rather have a… — Scheana Shay Copy Share Image
I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like. — Ron Ben-Israel Copy Share Image
I was just a kid. I think I stole a candy bar. I remember feeling so terrible. It was the worst shock.… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
If you take a candy bar in the short run, it gives you a burst of energy, but after a while, it… — Ben Bernanke Copy Share Image
“If I took a candy bar, ripped off the wrapper, ate the candy bar, and pinned the wrapper to the wall, is… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Stripping is not a fair or unbiased career field. Your body and looks are your livelihood. Once those two things go, it’s… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
I get the Reese's candy bar. You look at that, there's an apostrophe-s there. That means the candy bar is his. I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
In fact, two slices of whole wheat bread increase blood sugar to a higher level than a candy bar does. And then,… — William Davis Copy Share Image
If I am acting out in any particular way that is harmful to myself - without a shadow of doubt, there is… — Danny Boyle Copy Share Image
“Where the hell were you two?” Sloane and Dex produced a candy bar from their front breast pockets in unison, answering simultaneously,… — Charlie Cochet Copy Share Image
“Nine times out of ten, people pick the wrong food. No, it’s not the sugar (GI = 68), it’s not the candy… — David Perlmutter Copy Share Image
“She didn't want the medi-techs. She wanted a fucking candy bar. [...] She reached down [...] and chose a Galaxy bar [...]… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
I don't really have one type favorite type of candy. When I was younger we used to always go to the rich… — Tony Harrison Copy Share Image
“Little Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th candy bar a man… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
“Okay, so on anniversaries, I need to give her something. An incentive.” Simon almost walked into a tree. “What?” “An incentive. Like… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
I remembered my New Orleans days, living on two five-cent candy bars a day for weeks at a time in order to… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“I was not above filching empty candy bar wrappers from trash bins at the park or picking up the back cards of… — Mary Potter Kenyon Copy Share Image
Even when the sex is great, sometimes women just want to be held, shown attention and listened to attentively making them feel… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Oh,and the hunk wasn't hard on the eyes, either." Grinning, she gave an obvious and deliberate shudder. "The real physical type.I thought… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“I picked up a lot of my arguing-with-Mom techniques from Mimsy. She always says if you state the facts, Mom won't argue… — Courtney Turk Copy Share Image
“What is this?" Emily asked, looking in the largest Styrofoam container. There was a bunch of dry-looking chopped meat inside. "Barbecue." "This… — Sarah Addison Allen Copy Share Image
“For several months they'd been drifting toward political involvement, but the picture was hazy and one of the most confusing elements was… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“So Where’s the Chocolate Group? As we have said, we’re not going to pull a fast one. There are no forbidden foods,… — Evelyn Tribole & Elyse Resch Copy Share Image
“I tell Dylan I have to go to the bathroom. I shut the door and try to pee, but my dick's already… — Katie Kacvinsky Copy Share Image
“There’s a general sense now that children’s rights, children’s needs, children’s wants and desires have taken on too prominent a place in… — Judith Warner Copy Share Image
“Yesterday I just felt like eating my ass off so I did. I ate two Chef Boyardee pizzas, a Fifth Avenue candy… — Misti Rainwater-Lites Copy Share Image
“Things I Used to Get Hit For: Talking back. Being smart. Acting stupid. Not listening. Not answering the first time. Not doing… — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image
“She narrowed her eyes at him. She wanted to tell him that it was his fault, that she would never have tripped… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
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