Accidents Quote by Rita Rudner Download Open image “I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' candy bars by accident.” — Rita Rudner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Accidents Bars Candy Candy bar Kids Stuck Teeth Used
Growing up, I ate a lot of candy. If you were my dentist, you would know that, you know, but I eat a lot… — Michael Beasley Copy Share Image
You’ve got food stuck in your teeth,” Vee told Marcie. “In the crack between your two front teeth. Looks like chocolate Ex-Lax … — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
I've eaten part of my tooth. I had a weird cavity that broke apart in my teeth - this is a bad story. I… — Sam Richardson Copy Share Image
I do like candy bars, but if I have more than a couple of them I break out. — Ken Griffey Jr Copy Share Image
I had some chompers in my mouth. My real teeth were like Baby Shark. I got my veneers. — GloRilla Copy Share Image
When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
I had my two front teeth knocked out by a sixth grader in first grade. — Chad Michael Murray Copy Share Image
Last Halloween I ran out of candy and I had to give the kids nicotine gum. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I remember one time I got one of my front teeth knocked out, and so I got a partial where they have the deal… — Ted DiBiase Sr Copy Share Image
My teeth weren't that good to begin with, so hopefully I can get some better ones. — Duncan Keith Copy Share Image
I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Most men are secretly still mad at their mothers for throwing away their comic books. They would be valuable now. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary; the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
... life is broken down into these stages: you're born and you don't know how anything works; gradually you find out how everything works;… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
It was no accident, no coincidence, that the seasons came round and round year after year. It was the Lord speaking to us all… — Francine Rivers Copy Share Image
No, I think most astronauts recognize that the space shuttle program is very high-risk, and are prepared for accidents. — Sally Ride Copy Share Image
In presenting a mathematical argument the great thing is to give the educated reader the chance to catch on at once to the momentary… — John Edensor Littlewood Copy Share Image
The only way to have a funeral is to invite everyone who ever knew the person and just wait for the accident to happen-somebody… — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
Good films are not made by accident, nor is good photography. You can have good things happen, on occasion, by accident that can be… — Gordon Willis Copy Share Image
By education I am an Englishman, by views an internationalist, by culture a Muslim and a Hindu only by accident of birth. — Jawaharlal Nehru Copy Share Image
I made out with a homeless guy by accident. I had no idea -- he was really tan, he had no shoes on. I… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Naturally I feel no shame in writing these things because of the time which separates the moment when they are written--when only I can… — Annie Ernaux Copy Share Image
In a city where you walk around, it's impossible to plan your day and your life as accidents will happen, you'll overhear things, bump… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
I don't think it's by accident that I was first attracted to translating two French women poets. — Marilyn Hacker Copy Share Image
Despite my mentors advice that I would never go to heaven fishing with a weighted nymph and a float, I took it up. (As… — Tony Bishop Copy Share Image
