Gum Quote by Emo Philips

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.

— Emo Philips

I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' candy bars by accident.

— Rita Rudner

Last Halloween I ran out of candy and I had to give the kids nicotine gum.

— David Letterman

Giving gum is like a drug deal. you didn't see nothing. you didn't hear nothing && you didn't get it from me!

— Lexi_Baibee

Do you have any gum? No.You're lying. Fine.

— Anonymous

I have a deal with a company that's going to do cards without the gum. I don't like sugarless gum, and I don't think…

— Paul Reubens

I don't know why they are like gum when you are chewing them at first they are very sweet with you then after sometimes…

— Facebookcom/EssaZay

I love gum, I kept gum and blueberries. They are very good together actually. I kept all the gum that I chewed on set.

— AnnaSophia Robb

I'm a major breath person, so I always have gum, mints.

— Allison Williams

TheBiggestLies Classmate: Do you have any gum? ; Me: Nah man, I got it from someone else.

— Anonymous

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon…

— Mitch Hedberg

I pop gum. My parents get so annoyed with me. I know my dad wishes he never taught me how to do that.

— Hilary Duff