Candy bar Quote by Jim Gaffigan

“Look, you lost a tooth. Congratulations. Enjoy looking like a hillbilly. Here’s a dollar,”

— Jim Gaffigan

“It’s an economy based on the tooth fairy.”

— Greg Gutfeld

“I haven’t had cotton candy in forever,” he said. “I’d forgotten how…sugary it is.” “It’s pure sugar.” “I wonder who invented it.” “I think…

— Rachel Hawthorne

“To me, every plaque, no matter what words are inscribed on it, says the same magic informative thing: Something happened! The gum cost a…

— Sarah Vowell

“Put your currency where your oral cavity is.”

— Evangeline Anderson

When one of Lisa's baby teeth fell out here, the tooth fairy left her 50 cents. Another tooth fell out when she was with…

— Priscilla Presley

It would seem that in history it's never a tooth for a tooth, but a thousand, a hundred thousand for one.

— Sybille Bedford

“If you believe that the dollars made by the pharmaceutical industry are plowed back into research that leads to better and better medications, you…

— Mark Vonnegut

“A candy bar saved is a candy bar earned”

— Gavin Fors

I just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money. O__o

— Anonymous

“And how are your teeth tonight? Can you afford to fix them?”

— Eileen Myles

“Because obviously the Tooth Fairy doesn't exist. If only life were that great--instead of burnt flesh and turning into ash we had money-giving fairies,…

— Christina Channelle