Pharmaceutical industry Quote by Mark Vonnegut

“It’s an economy based on the tooth fairy.”

— Greg Gutfeld

Believing in the Tooth Fairy is easier than trying to figure out how else the money gets under your pillow.

— Cynthia Lewis

Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money!

— Anonymous

I just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money. O__o

— Anonymous

“Because obviously the Tooth Fairy doesn't exist. If only life were that great--instead of burnt flesh and turning into ash we had money-giving fairies,…

— Christina Channelle

I absolutely believed when I was young because the Tooth Fairy was always good to me. The Tooth Fairy generally left me a dollar…

— Dwayne Johnson

“By the way, could we all agree on the cash value of a tooth? I remember finding a shiny quarter under my pillow for…

— Jim Gaffigan

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.

— David Richerby

I bet Mafia kids get bummed when they find out the tooth fairy doesn't take other people's teeth or when they find out there's…

— Bill Murray

I thought the tooth fairy was a very creepy concept as a kid. "Put your tooth under the pillow." I was like "Why does…

— Guillermo del Toro

“Be true to your teeth and they won't be false to you.”

— Soupy Sales

“I take my investment advice from my dentist, because he’s just as likely to lose me money as a financial advisor.”

— Jarod Kintz