“Are you gonna arrest a robber?" "Know any?" "My friend Everet stoled a candy bar from the store, but his ma found… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her… — Janis Copy Share Image
“Stop. Vibrating." Ryodan plucks a paper out of the air and slaps it back down on his desk. I wonder if he… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from… — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
“The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. A huge volume of sensational and often… — J.G. Ballard Copy Share Image
“Lunch had been at a McDonald’s in Santa Barbara. It had been so clean. It had smelled like food. It had sounded… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
Any good Irwin can make going to the corner store for a candy bar and a Coke lood death defying and suicidal. — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
I think it's sinful to give the audience material it knows already, whether the material is about race relations or the car… — Manny Farber Copy Share Image
“Ten minutes later she’d swore that she was never going to eat another Butterfinger candy bar as long as she lived and… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
“Ted put a candy bar in his pocket. Then he wandered over to the freezer case, studying the choices before strolling out… — Kirby Larson Copy Share Image
The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
A $10 million windfall? At today's prices, I'd feel almost as rich as I did one day in 1936 when I found… — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
“They make knives out of Jolly Ranchers. And if you heat up a candy bar with caramel and chocolate you can basically… — Matthew J. Sullivan Copy Share Image
