Pseudonymous Bosch

*Appendix usually means "small outgrowth from large intestine," but in this case it means "additional information accompanying main text." Or are those…

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“WARNING: DO NOT READ BEYOND THIS PAGE!”

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“Q: What is dark chocolate?" "A: Heaven on Earth”

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“I detest mediocrity.”

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USE COMMON SENSE. If somebody offers you a thousand dollars for this book, chances are their motives are not pure. Then again,…

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I ate him," said the homunculus, biting into his sausage. The kids couldn't hide their looks of horror. He smiled, sausage juice…

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This book will not harm you unless someone throws it at you which is a possibilty never to be discounted.

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The name of this book is mysterious.

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“I detest mediocrity. - Benjamin Blake”

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Not all novelists are power-hungry madman. Some are power-hungry madwomen.

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Only bad books have good endings. If a book is any good, it's ending is always bad - because you don't want…

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One dictionary defines denouement as "a final part in which everything is made clear and no questions or surprises remain." By that…

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Veronica ran out to tell Amber the shocking news - and returned in less than a minute with another message for Yo-Yoji:…

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...books were better than travel.

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“You see, when something exciting and inexplicable happens, the world wants to know about it; but if it remains unexplained for too…

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But remember what I said about forgetting what I said?

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When I was younger, I loved graveyards. They weren't spooky so much as mysterious. Each tombstone another story to uncover. Another life…

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Being an author, is being a dictator. (in a good way)

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If I do find out the Secret,I won't be able to tell it to you-you know that right?And that doesn't mean I…

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Cassandra, when you want to speak to me, you should say 'Excuse me, Mrs. Johnson.' Then wait until you get my attention."…

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“He stared at it as if he had caught a live grenade. It was the mummy’s finger.”

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“Only bad books have good endings.if a book is any good, its ending is always bad_because byou don't want the book to…

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It was like walking into a treasure trove of books, hoarded by pirate librarians.

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Who needs to go somewhere when you can read about it.

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You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from…

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