Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
“the streets outside full of the silent traffic of darting candy bar wrappers” — Hugh Howey Copy Share Image
If you eat one less candy bar or donut a day, you're doing your body some good. — Louise Hay Copy Share Image
“Ted put a candy bar in his pocket. Then he wandered over to the freezer case, studying the choices before strolling out… — Kirby Larson Copy Share Image
If you take a candy bar in the short run, it gives you a burst of energy, but after a while, it… — Ben Bernanke Copy Share Image
“If I took a candy bar, ripped off the wrapper, ate the candy bar, and pinned the wrapper to the wall, is… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I don't really have one type favorite type of candy. When I was younger we used to always go to the rich… — Tony Harrison Copy Share Image
“Yeah, that’s exactly how I feel when I’m around you: confused, but still satisfied.' I freeze, trying to figure out how to… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Hey, don’t apologize. We all have shit to deal with. I have the same reaction sometimes, too. (Syn) I find that hard… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Shane was sitting on the curb next to the old, cracked gas pumps, eating a candy bar. Claire plopped down next to… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
When I started Dylan's Candy Bar in 2001, I wanted it to be a place that merged my love of pop culture,… — Dylan Lauren Copy Share Image
You're not looking for a partner," Ranger said. "You're looking for an enforcer. You hate to run. You must be worried about… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I like it when you reach into a vending machine to grab your candy bar, and that flap goes up to block… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“According to the Kind & Knox Web site, other products made with cow-bone-and-pigskin-based gelatin include marshmallows, nougat-type candy bar fillings, liquorice, Gummi… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
“I picked up a lot of my arguing-with-Mom techniques from Mimsy. She always says if you state the facts, Mom won't argue… — Courtney Turk Copy Share Image
“Things I Used to Get Hit For: Talking back. Being smart. Acting stupid. Not listening. Not answering the first time. Not doing… — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image
“She narrowed her eyes at him. She wanted to tell him that it was his fault, that she would never have tripped… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars! — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Whoever thought to name a candy bar Butterfinger has either never seen Last Tango In Paris or seen it far too many… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Truth-tellers are not always palatable. There is a preference for candy bars. — Gwendolyn Brooks Copy Share Image
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Rhea, Randell, Daen, and Brian all froze, their attention fixed on the candy bar hanging in midair, a foot from Rhea's face.” — C.L. McCourt Copy Share Image
“I thought I was eating a candy bar, but it turned out to be a yummy burrito. I was both disappointed and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Therefore, wheat products elevate blood sugar levels more than virtually any other carbohydrate, from beans to candy bars. — William Davis Copy Share Image
I think that cakes should have touches of candy bar in order for it really to hit all those childhood notes on… — Alex Guarnaschelli Copy Share Image
“My mom would never ride an ATV,' he said. 'But you did.' 'Is that a good thing?' I asked. He traced my… — Sandra Byrd Copy Share Image
“Social progress: for the same price as last year, I get a slimmer candy bar, less chips per bag, and I have… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Of course kids should pay taxes.Tell littlie johnny if he wants to ride his bicycle on the sidewalk instead of in the… — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
We as parents are our children's first and best role models, and this is particularly true when it comes to their health.… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
Well, let's see, I found out Pagan has low blood sugar and becomes a complete b--witch if she doesn't eat a candy… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
October, baptize me with leaves! Swaddle me in corduroy and nurse me with split pea soup. October, tuck tiny candy bars in… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
He handed her the other half of his candy bar. She stared at it like it was a brick of gold. "I'm… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“What?” Annabeth said nervously. “You see invaders?” “No, right there—Dylan’s Candy Bar.” Connor grinned at his brother. “Dude, it’s open. And everyone… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
There's a list of foods I can't have in the house. Peanut butter, can't have that in the house. Potato chips, can't… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
“The conventional belief is that the more we acquire, the happier we become. In reality, there is nothing further from the truth.… — Tyler Logan Copy Share Image
