Candy bar Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I’d run 26.2 miles to eat a Marathon candy bar.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Candy bar
“Then I decided to sign up for a marathon. I ran my first one the next year in three hours and forty-five minutes.” — Duff McKagan Copy Share Image
“You wouldn’t train for a marathon & then give up a mile before the finish line. Same goes with your life & dreams.” — Dawn Gluskin Copy Share Image
“The only way to find out if I was physically or mentally capable of finishing a marathon was to try and run a marathon.” — Alexandra Heminsley Copy Share Image
“About three weeks before the marathon, I decided that I should probably start running. I don’t like to run, so I had been working… — Noah Galloway Copy Share Image
“It is not how fast or how far, but how often you run that makes you a real runner.” — Toni Sorenson Copy Share Image
“I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If you only ran when you felt like running, you wouldn’t make it very far.” — Toni Sorenson Copy Share Image
“I started out on a treadmill—and I just did my first marathon. And all while sitting in a wheelchair. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“While you, and only you, can move your legs from start to finish, no one runs a marathon alone.” — Alexandra Heminsley Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nine times out of ten, people pick the wrong food. No, it’s not the sugar (GI = 68), it’s not the candy bar (GI… — David Perlmutter Copy Share Image
“For several months they'd been drifting toward political involvement, but the picture was hazy and one of the most confusing elements was their geographical… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“I tell Dylan I have to go to the bathroom. I shut the door and try to pee, but my dick's already sticking straight… — Katie Kacvinsky Copy Share Image
I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like. — Ron Ben-Israel Copy Share Image
“Yeah, that’s exactly how I feel when I’m around you: confused, but still satisfied.' I freeze, trying to figure out how to cancel it… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
In fact, two slices of whole wheat bread increase blood sugar to a higher level than a candy bar does. And then, after about… — William Davis Copy Share Image
If you eat one less candy bar or donut a day, you're doing your body some good. — Louise Hay Copy Share Image
“My first and last name is like a candy bar in your mouth that you can chew on as you say it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“She narrowed her eyes at him. She wanted to tell him that it was his fault, that she would never have tripped if he’d… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
America is becoming a drug infested nation. Drugs are becoming cheaper than candy bars. We are not going to let it happen any longer. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
“So Where’s the Chocolate Group? As we have said, we’re not going to pull a fast one. There are no forbidden foods, because deprivation… — Evelyn Tribole & Elyse Resch Copy Share Image
“Things I Used to Get Hit For: Talking back. Being smart. Acting stupid. Not listening. Not answering the first time. Not doing what I’m… — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image
