Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Her legs are so long and sexy that I can see them 26.2 miles away. Gatorade. ”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Somewhere along the line, she's become more to me than just a set of legs I want to crawl between.” — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“My legs must forget the miles. They would be more willing, if my heart were less heavy.” — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“Twenty feet away. Even in the crowded hallway,there is something in her that radiates out to me” — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“She moved like water, graceful and soft and lovely. Every part of me wanted to stick out my foot and trip her, just to… — Cassandra Rose Clarke Copy Share Image
“My eyes pop out when I catch a glimpse of how much leg she's showing. She's wearing her shortest mini skirt, the one that… — Janine Caldwell Copy Share Image
“My gaze falls to my legs, and I realize I’m still holding on to my running shorts, which are stuck to my thighs.” — Patricia Vanasse Copy Share Image
“From afar they looked like sexy legs, until I got closer and saw they belonged to a man, not an Amanda.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You asked of me once, how high, high can beor if there was an exhibit.. I smiled and then whispered.. My thighs are the… — Shanica Stewart Copy Share Image
“I could walk a mile in your shoes, but I already know they're just as uncomfortable as mine. Let's walk next to each other… — Lynda Meyers Copy Share Image
“We danced together. We didn’t look graceful, but how could we? She only had one leg and I had my eyes on her friend… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“She was all cotton candy and pink champagne --- legs that stretched out for five or six miles, and one of those laughs that… — Linda Bloodworth-Thomason Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image