Candy Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Candy Candy bar Chocolate Eating Odd Sitting
Sometimes I just feel like I need a chocolate bar. I don't deny myself anything. — Cheryl Cole Copy Share Image
I turned around and headed back to the stairwell, planning to go downstairs and buy a chocolate bar from the vending machine. Maybe it… — Kenneth Oppel Copy Share Image
As crazy as it may sound, it's like my tranquil place, where I sit, and I have my candy for a minute, and I… — Jason Mitchell Copy Share Image
A strange feeling of having everything but feeling nothing .. indeed, really weird . — Rain Rafal Copy Share Image
I crave clean food, but do have an occasional chocolate bar or ice cream. — Camille Kostek Copy Share Image
I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude. — Benjamin Disraeli Copy Share Image
The best feeling in the world is using your own toilet when you have diarrhea. Beats being in a public restroom waiting to be… — Marianna Copy Share Image
You’ve got food stuck in your teeth,” Vee told Marcie. “In the crack between your two front teeth. Looks like chocolate Ex-Lax … — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
It's all about what you feel on the inside - and I'm feeling like a chocolate chip cookie because I had about ten of… — Amber Benson Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
“Did you know that at one time trick-or-treating was stopped? It's true. During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat… — Linda Bozzo Copy Share Image
I'm one of those people. I can be sold by the candy in life, and then it can be stripped away within a split… — Richard Ashcroft Copy Share Image
Of all the jaw-droppingly beautiful women who've become genuine movie stars, none has had a longer film career (62 years), has been filmed in… — Robert Osborne Copy Share Image
“I feel like cotton candy: sugar and air. Squeeze me and I’d turn into a small sickly damp wad of weeping pinky-red. “I” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Near the end of his life, my father proved to be, at his core, a very polite, chivalrous man. He walked the halls of… — Jennifer L. Knox Copy Share Image
Halloween's coming. Kids get very imaginative in my neighborhood. Last year, three kids showed up as Goldman Sachs executives and demanded 4.5 billion pieces… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I love your bracelet!’ I said to the brunette next to me, because, while most girls are onto the whole stranger-with-candy thing, the strangers-with-compliments… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
Some girls they like candy and others they like to grind. I'll settle for the back of your hand somewhere on my behind. — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
I would like to play an average guy. I would have loved to play opposite John Candy in a movie. That was my dream… — Warwick Davis Copy Share Image
I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like. — Ron Ben-Israel Copy Share Image
