Bars Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop…

— Mitch Hedberg

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad,…

— Mitch Hedberg

Candy bar companies, through commercials, have tied their products to low-energy cues, transforming what was once a dessert into a pick-me-up for cubicle dwellers.

— Charles Duhigg

On close inspection, this device turned out to be a funereal juke box - the result of mixing Lloyd's of London with the principle…

— Cecil Beaton

When we were kids, we would never open the minibar. A $6 Snickers bar? But the other day I was in a hotel and…

— Jennifer Lawrence

My favorite candy bar is a PayDay.

— Darby Stanchfield

As crazy as it may sound, it's like my tranquil place, where I sit, and I have my candy for a minute, and I…

— Jason Mitchell

If you take a candy bar in the short run, it gives you a burst of energy, but after a while, it just makes…

— Ben Bernanke

I want you to take a sleeve of Thin Mints and line them up on the edge of the kitchen counter and when I'm…

— Jack Gantos

“Dr. S didn’t notice. “Do you remember the cartoons of Rube Goldberg? An inventor of the most ludicrous contraptions. You know: a lever is…

— Adam Felber

I like it when my girlfriend call me sweets; she knows I got lollipop.

— Simon Quperlier

An amazing invention - but who would ever want to use one?

— Rutherford B. Hayes