Being real Quote by Mitch Hedberg Download Open image “I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.” — Mitch Hedberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Being real Bigs Computers Funny Humor Machines Real Sells Vending machines Want
Has found his/her favorite machine at the gym: the vending machine! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
We need to reform our school lunch programs. We need to get healthy items into the vending machines. — Joan Lunden Copy Share Image
My father works for Xerox and fixes those gigantic copy machines that are about 10 feet wide. — Michael Cera Copy Share Image
I'm a fan of making things that I've seen but couldn't purchase, or things I bought that didn't fit the way I like. — Andre Benjamin Copy Share Image
My family collects vintage pinball machines, so I have a few in my apartment. — Sydney Sweeney Copy Share Image
I need paper and pen to release my imagination. I can't create on a machine. — Brian Pinkerton Copy Share Image
I would prefer to have invented a machine that people could use and that would help farmers with their work - for example a… — Mikhail Kalashnikov Copy Share Image
If you tell me precisely what it is a machine cannot do, then I can always make a machine which will do just that. — John von Neumann Copy Share Image
I can make just such ones if I had tools, and I could make tools if I had tools to make them with. — Eli Whitney Copy Share Image
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him, if it's in… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street...… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Don't be in such a hurry to condemn a person because she doesn't do what you do, or think as you think or as… — Malcom X Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
When you are important to another person, they will always find a way to make time for you - no excuses, no lies, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think about everyone in my life that was harsh with me or who gave me tough love and told me things that I… — Charlamagne Tha God Copy Share Image
Laugh at every mistakes and realize that no one is perfect. We are human. All of us are imperfect, so there's no point judging… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Give yourself a chance to live because nobody will live it for you when you die — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You've noticed a change huh ? She doesn't text you as often . She never calls you anymore . When she does text you… — Delaney Ridnour Copy Share Image
I wish that one day you would finally realize that the person that is willing to love you forever is the person you are… — Khat Leen Copy Share Image
..If you love her/him then why give up, nobody said love was easy and nobody said love was hard... a relationship is what you… — TEVIN BOSTIC Copy Share Image
I learned a tremendous amount about what was important to me as a head coach in that I was not in charge. I didn't… — Pete Carroll Copy Share Image