Don't waste all your money at the vending machines. It's just the devil in disguise. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I wish there were a vending machine that served cats. Not to eat, but to pet during my work break.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Bricks could be used to stock vending machines. You may be out of a home, but I’ll never be out of bricks… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A vending machine hung tilted from the wall, advertising laundry soap at fifty yen a packet to customers who might as well… — Barry Eisler Copy Share Image
Recovery is like a vending machine. if you don't put anything into it then you won't get anything out of it. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
God is not a vending machine where if you put in enough prayer quarters we get a Reese's Pieces bag that pops… — Joel C. Rosenberg Copy Share Image
Vending Machine: "This product has no known nutritional value and may cause irritability or wakefulness in some individuals. Please enjoy your selection… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We're not exactly going to the wilderness, Shane. You don't have to take everything. There are vending machines.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Here’s what I’d love to see: A vending machine that dispenses cats for petting on your lunch break. Instead of money, the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Most men want sex, without the kids or commitment. I want sex, but I don’t want to have to pay any money.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The culture is about moving to a place where tobacco and smoking isn't part of normal life: people don't encounter it normally,… — Andrew Lansley Copy Share Image
Being part of the Fresh Healthy Vending team and the corporate-owned operations division has been incredible thus far. It has given me… — Steve Finley Copy Share Image
With Fresh Healthy Vending growing by the day, my role is ever-evolving, just as the company is, and I intend to take… — Steve Finley Copy Share Image
I am big in Japan... heightwise! But, yeah, I started modeling there in my teens and into my 20s. I did Calvin… — Julia Voth Copy Share Image
I like it when you reach into a vending machine to grab your candy bar, and that flap goes up to block… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“I had no money, no food, no prospects, no contacts. Eating was my first priority, and for that, one usually needs money,… — R. Canepa Copy Share Image
Has found his/her favorite machine at the gym: the vending machine! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
