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“I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.” quote by Mitch Hedberg
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“I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.”

Mitch Hedberg

About This Quote

Source Stand‑up routine, 2001

A vending machine with a magnifying glass would be a prank that’s too late to stop.

In simple terms: A prank that can’t be undone.

Key Takeaway

Expect consequences of jokes.

Themes

humor prank unexpected

Mood

playful ironic

Type

comedic observational

When to use this quote

  • public spaces
  • product design
  • comedy sketches

Key Concepts

social norms surprise element

Questions to Reflect On

  • When is a joke too far?
  • How do we balance fun and safety?
A Different Perspective

May encourage reckless behavior.

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