Cat Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I wish there were a vending machine that served cats. Not to eat, but to pet during my work break.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When you’re starving, and all the grocery stores are out of meat, that’s when you’ll be glad you’re a pet owner.”

— Jarod Kintz

“There’s a can of cat food and a spoon on the floor somewhere. Take it out back and bang on it. My cat’s still…

— Robert Dugoni

“Cats are snooty. When you come home, even after a long day at work, there’s a good chance your cat will look up at…

— George Takei

“Give me a cat over a kid any day.  You can open up a bag of Meow Mix, plop it down on the floor…

— Tara Sivec

“I'm more of a dog person. But I admire cats and their ability to take so much while giving so little.”

— Jeri Smith-Ready

“Children and cats are the best machines of fun!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“It’s not fun to pet cats when you’ve already poured gravy on them, and you’re holding silverware.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Hugging your cat can make you very happy, provided she doesn't scratch you.”

— Wilson Villanueva

“I like to see cats tumble around, but I wish they wouldn’t meow so much when I shove them in the dryer.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Cats are greedy, whereas I merely want all the scraps.”

— John R. Erickson

“Food, like your money, should be working for you!”

— Rita Deattrea Beckford M.D