Computers Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Here’s what I’d love to see: A vending machine that dispenses cats for petting on your lunch break. Instead of money, the machine accepts…

— Jarod Kintz

“Cats are snooty. When you come home, even after a long day at work, there’s a good chance your cat will look up at…

— George Takei

“It’s not fun to pet cats when you’ve already poured gravy on them, and you’re holding silverware.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You know, it’s hell to work with a cat. They really are smarter than we are. Have you ever gotten anyone to feed you,…

— Rita Mae Brown

“There’s a can of cat food and a spoon on the floor somewhere. Take it out back and bang on it. My cat’s still…

— Robert Dugoni

“I'm more of a dog person. But I admire cats and their ability to take so much while giving so little.”

— Jeri Smith-Ready

“Food was good, company better, and if I had been a cat, I'd have preferred.”

— Patricia Briggs

“Cats don’t care if you’re there or not as long as there’s food in their bowl.”

— M.E. Rhines

“When someone asks, Dogs or cats? I usually say, For what, dinner?”

— Jarod Kintz

“Cats are greedy, whereas I merely want all the scraps.”

— John R. Erickson

“Dogs aren’t just for Christmas; you could probably get hold of a cat for a few weeks too.”

— Daily Florence

“When you’re starving, and all the grocery stores are out of meat, that’s when you’ll be glad you’re a pet owner.”

— Jarod Kintz