Candy bar Quote by Mitch Hedberg Download Open image “I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall.” — Mitch Hedberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Candy bar Computers Fall Machines Snacks Vending machines
I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Don't let yourself get stuck without a healthy snack option. If you allow yourself to get famished at work, you're going to be more… — Harley Pasternak Copy Share Image
I like it when you reach into a vending machine to grab your candy bar, and that flap goes up to block you from… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I love snacks, but I'm kind of growing out of them. I'm getting into fruit and Clif Bars. — Maddie Ziegler Copy Share Image
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The one snack I really love is YoCrunch yogurt. It's like an apple pie in a cup! You have your apples on the bottom,… — Gabby Douglas Copy Share Image
My friends call me 'snack mom' because I always have snacks, and the GoodnessKnows Snack Squares are great because they are that on-the-go snack… — Whitney Port Copy Share Image
I love KIND bars. My favorites are coconut and almond and the dark chocolate and sea salt because staying fueled helps keep me from… — Summer Sanders Copy Share Image
I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I love Popsicles. I make them out of real fruit, then dip them in chocolate and roll them in cereal. — Peyton List Copy Share Image
Food is my favourite thing in the world. I always say if I ate what I actually wanted to eat I'd be in one… — Sam Smith Copy Share Image
I'm someone who's always on the go and crazy busy, so I like to keep snacks in my car and at the office, and… — Ashley Tisdale Copy Share Image
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him, if it's in… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street...… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Nine times out of ten, people pick the wrong food. No, it’s not the sugar (GI = 68), it’s not the candy bar (GI… — David Perlmutter Copy Share Image
“For several months they'd been drifting toward political involvement, but the picture was hazy and one of the most confusing elements was their geographical… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“I tell Dylan I have to go to the bathroom. I shut the door and try to pee, but my dick's already sticking straight… — Katie Kacvinsky Copy Share Image
I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like. — Ron Ben-Israel Copy Share Image
“Yeah, that’s exactly how I feel when I’m around you: confused, but still satisfied.' I freeze, trying to figure out how to cancel it… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
In fact, two slices of whole wheat bread increase blood sugar to a higher level than a candy bar does. And then, after about… — William Davis Copy Share Image
If you eat one less candy bar or donut a day, you're doing your body some good. — Louise Hay Copy Share Image
“My first and last name is like a candy bar in your mouth that you can chew on as you say it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“She narrowed her eyes at him. She wanted to tell him that it was his fault, that she would never have tripped if he’d… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
America is becoming a drug infested nation. Drugs are becoming cheaper than candy bars. We are not going to let it happen any longer. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
“So Where’s the Chocolate Group? As we have said, we’re not going to pull a fast one. There are no forbidden foods, because deprivation… — Evelyn Tribole & Elyse Resch Copy Share Image
“Things I Used to Get Hit For: Talking back. Being smart. Acting stupid. Not listening. Not answering the first time. Not doing what I’m… — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image
