When all of your decisions are based on economics, you end up with a sameness of vision. You're not taking the risks,… — Steven Bochco Copy Share Image
I like it when you reach into a vending machine to grab your candy bar, and that flap goes up to block… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Vending Machine: "This product has no known nutritional value and may cause irritability or wakefulness in some individuals. Please enjoy your selection… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's safe to assume that by 2085 guns will be sold in vending machines but you won't be able to smoke anywhere… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Some people seem to believe that for each problem there is a solution readily available - a solution that can be promptly… — John W. Gardner Copy Share Image
We need to reform our school lunch programs. We need to get healthy items into the vending machines. — Joan Lunden Copy Share Image
I'm not sure I knew what an entrepreneur was when I was ten, but I knew that starting little businesses and trying… — Steve Case Copy Share Image
We believe that God is like a giant vending machine in the sky. We put in our requests in the form of… — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
Male sexual response is far brisker and more automatic. It is triggered easily by things - like putting a quarter in a… — Alex Comfort Copy Share Image
I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Mom used to walk with me for something like two or three miles to get to the day-old bakery. They had those… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
I don't see the government as a beverage vending machine, where anyone who happens to be thirsty can grab a drink. — Mathias Dopfner Copy Share Image
I turned around and headed back to the stairwell, planning to go downstairs and buy a chocolate bar from the vending machine.… — Kenneth Oppel Copy Share Image
Wait a minute, words in the prompter, script on my desk, vending machine upstairs out of Funyuns... the writers are back! — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Parents have a right to expect that their efforts at home won't be undone each day in the school cafeteria or in… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
This is an especially good time for you vacationers who plan to fly, because the Reagan administration, as part of the same… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Just tell me, Percy, do you still have the birthday gift I gave you last summer?" I nodded and pulled out my… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
The Holy Spirit's power cannot be harnessed. His power cannot be used to accomplish anything other than the Father's will. He is… — Charles Stanley Copy Share Image
Congress, 535 commoditized temple monkeys pawing through the ruins of America in search of bribes. The bicameral whorehouse on Capitol Hill works… — Fred Reed Copy Share Image
One simply turns to the ideological vending machine, and out comes the prepared formulae. — Daniel Bell Copy Share Image
You can use the Internet to find out, from anywhere on the planet: exactly how much coffee is in a certain coffee… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
