“That's right, bitch. Goldie Schwartz. And I'm not a fucking midget. I prefer the term 'fun sized'.” — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“Yesterday I just felt like eating my ass off so I did. I ate two Chef Boyardee pizzas, a Fifth Avenue candy… — Misti Rainwater-Lites Copy Share Image
Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm short and I know it proud to be short.....if you short then you fun sized — Shar-rae Copy Share Image