“Sat in the Jacuzzi last night looking at the dark recesses of the nozzles. Remembering the story I wrote about spiders nesting… — Neil Leckman Eyes watching Copy Share Image
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“My oldest son used to say his stomach had angries when he felt sick. I always pictured an all night fight club… — Neil Leckman Food Copy Share Image
“If you sleep with one eye open are your dreams only half as good as everyone elses?” — Neil Leckman Dreams Copy Share Image
“Asthmatic spewer of filth gasps, but clean air does not suffice To fuel fires fueled by thoughts got rotten Lest we all… — Neil Leckman Clean air Copy Share Image
“This is another one that perplexes me. "Would you like your milk in a bag?" "No, I think it's fine inside that… — Neil Leckman Humor Copy Share Image
“Bad questions at employment interviews: "Is your drug test graded on a curve?” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“If I were a candy bar I’d want to be a snicker, because then I’d have the last laugh!!” — Neil Leckman Candy bar Copy Share Image
“Have you ever had a large spider in the tub, figuring you'll wash it down the drain you turn on the shower,… — Neil Leckman Life Copy Share Image
“How about a TV show about vampire plastic surgeons called, "Suck and Tuck"?” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“Wheneve someone asks me, "Did you find everything alright?" I wonder to myself, "Is this a trick question?" Maybe there is something… — Neil Leckman Humuor Copy Share Image
“Quickly look down, now you tell me, when you were little did you ever imagine that you'd be wearing those shoes? Mind… — Neil Leckman Ironic Copy Share Image
“I don't know why they call them Cheerios, I ate an entire box and didn't feel any happier!!” — Neil Leckman Humorous Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I wake up and wonder if those chalk outlines they have at murder scenes get together for holiday parties...” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“I try not to have personal problems, I do that by telling everyone about them!!!” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“We started our journey across the waistlands by folowing the enormous belt!!” — Neil Leckman Journey Copy Share Image
“Well they have to have something to wean Caluntians off Venusian moles. Seems humans are the best therapy, to consume that is.… — Neil Leckman Acquired taste Copy Share Image
“Headstones: What I asked was, "Would you MARRY me?!!" "This time I'll count to one hundred and you hide." "OK, It's not… — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“Is it possible to be ticket for going too fast during speed dating?” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“I remember a bully once telling me that he was going to beat the stuffing out of me. After numerous blows it… — Neil Leckman Bullying Copy Share Image
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“Vegan Vengeance" - A Vegan teams up with “Carrot Chick", Broccoli Boy" and Paul Potato" to battle meat eaters everywhere. If “Oliver… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
