Humorous Quote by Neil Leckman

“Who peed in your cheerios?”

— Michelle Hodkin

“Every morning I cheer on my Cheerios, but I don’t really want them to win. Secretly I’m trying to drown them and eat them—just…

— Jarod Kintz

“...are the Cheerios smiling bravely, insisting that the show must go on?”

— Tom Robbins

“Always be a Fruitloop in a world of Cheerios”

— G.M. Santiago

“Underneath the professional smiles there is a sadness in this country that is sunk so deep in the culture you can taste it in…

— Sean Wilsey

“He was off the phone call now, looking like someone just pissed in his Cheerios.”

— Vi Keeland

What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? Omg, donut seeds!

— Anonymous

“On the right side-panel of the verbose and somewhat tautological box of Cheerios, it is written, If you are not satisfied with the quality…

— Tom Robbins

“try to be a fruit loop in a bowl of cheerios”

— ale barrenechea

Some days, I'm just a Fruit Loop in a box of Cheerios!

— Nishan Panwar

“Terrific; someone had to go and piss in the Cheerios right after we threw the police out on their ass.”

— Ken Lange

Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?

— Becca Fitzpatrick