Jokes Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? Omg, donut seeds!” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes
“I don't know why they call them Cheerios, I ate an entire box and didn't feel any happier!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Pete roars with laughter and asks if Hodges knows what the blond said when she opened the box of Cheerios. Hodges says he does… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Blonde: OMG!! THERES'S A MESSAGE IN MY CEREAL!!! Brunette:Really!? What's it say? Blonde: It says, — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Every morning I cheer on my Cheerios, but I don’t really want them to win. Secretly I’m trying to drown them and eat them—just… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“...are the Cheerios smiling bravely, insisting that the show must go on?” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“I’d like to THANK the genius who saw a bunch of cherries and thought…HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry seeds,… — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“I’d like to THANK whoever saw a bunch of cherries and thought… HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry seeds, call… — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if there was a place he could stay overnight. "Sure," said the farmer, "My wife died several years ago, and my two daughters are twenty-one and twenty-three, but they're off to college, and I'm all by… — Anonymous Copy Share
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and Sappho. I always joke about this to my students, who can't quite wrap their mind around the fact that you can have a Ph.D in classics, but not do that full time. I never wanted to… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He can hardly read. He knows no physics or engineering to make to world real for him. No paintings to show him how others have enjoyed it. No music except television jingles. No history except tales from… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
