Every morning Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I don't know why they call them Cheerios, I ate an entire box and didn't feel any happier!!”

— Neil Leckman

“Who peed in your cheerios?”

— Michelle Hodkin

“try to be a fruit loop in a bowl of cheerios”

— ale barrenechea

“...are the Cheerios smiling bravely, insisting that the show must go on?”

— Tom Robbins

“Always be a Fruitloop in a world of Cheerios”

— G.M. Santiago

“It’s so windy outside that there are waves in my cereal bowl. I was out of milk, so I poured pool water on my…

— Jarod Kintz

Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?

— Becca Fitzpatrick

Be a fruit loop in a bowl of Cheerios.

— Hussein Nishah

I am a big Honey Nut Cheerios fan.

— Chase Elliott

“He was off the phone call now, looking like someone just pissed in his Cheerios.”

— Vi Keeland

“Terrific; someone had to go and piss in the Cheerios right after we threw the police out on their ass.”

— Ken Lange

What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? Omg, donut seeds!

— Anonymous